Party Platter: A minuscule wave marauder.
Perpetually plagued with particularly petite waves?
Dreary small surf doldrums got you down?
Lake-like ankle slappers all across town?

No need for a log.
Soft tops bog.
And mids don't fit,
If you really wanna rip.
Have no fear.
The Party Platter is here,

DJ Mayhem's latest release,
Designed to bring you small wave peace.
Radical rhythms and direct drive groove,
Spinning maximum RPMs,
To get you on the move.

High fidelity hot wax,
Fresh off the press,
Elevate and eliminate,
Your small wave stress.

The Party Platter,
Ultra short and extra wide,
For your flat day fret,
Motivation to get out and glide,
You can confidently bet.

With notes of The Bean Bag,
In the key of The Couch Potato,
And tuned to The Plank,
This latest "little disc,"
Is worth a trip to your bank.

Low rocker and parallel lines,
Amplify speed, drive, and glide,

Flat deck and full rails,
For a stable, silky smooth ride.
Conservative bottom curves,
Concave and vee,
Lend lift and rail engagement,
Have you walking on water,
With ease.

The Party Platter:
Fresh wax, hot off the press,
A direct drive, shortwave amplifier,
Eliminating your small wave stress.